how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
are cats even real
Don’t worry i know what i’m doing
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
"It’s fucking gigantic, Carlos. That’s how big the little house by the bridge is."
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"