Tried to decide what to watch on TV this afternoon when…
There are two kinds of men
I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.
Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.
THIS IS THE GIFSET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
this should be hung in an art museum
Guys who don’t normally wear glasses and look like grandpas when they do are adorable.
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card